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House signs are usually displayed outside to add character to one’s home. House signs are usually personal and speaks of the family that lives inside the house. But did you know that house signs may also be placed inside the house? House signs would make a fun décor and hilarious house signs would show visitors of your awesome sense of humor and sparkling wit.

Here are some funny house signs found on the internet:

  • Doorbell broken. Yell DINGDONG really loud!

  • Remember… As far as anyone knows, we are a nice, normal family.

  • Of course size matters, no one wants a small glass of wine.

  • Please excuse the mess, the children are making memories being a-holes.

  • We do not have WIFI. Talk to each other. Pretend it’s 1995.

  • Relax… We’re all crazy… It’s not a competition.

  • I Make Wine Disappear. What’s your superpower?

  • Beware of dog. The cat is shady too.

  • Our house has an open door policy, you bring beer, we’ll open the door.

  • Dinner choices: Take it or Leave it.

  • My house was clean last weekend. I’m sorry you missed it.

  • We don’t skinny dip. We chunky dunk.

  • Please remove your shoes and don’t take a better pair when you leave.

  • Many people have eaten here… and survived.

  • If my dogs make you uncomfortable, I’d be happy to lock you in the other room.

Did any of the house signs resonate with you? Why not have one customized for your home and have a chuckle every time you and your family see it?